Get Your 90 Minute Session for $99! (a $145 value)

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Hey there, ready to light the fireworks and kick off the new year with a kick butt session?

I'm offering a 90 minute session for $99 (a $145 value) and you have 3 months to use it from the time of purchase.

Go HERE to purchase today!  Don't wait... the deadline to buy is January 31st.

Let’s set your intentions for the new year or get rid of baggage from last year. Whaddaya say?

I say hell yeah... I’ve got a good feeling about 2018!

Lauren and Zoe (she is still with us in spirit for sure!)

Buy one For You & Yours!

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Yep, tis the season to be jolly, so why not do something nice for yourself and/or someone else? Let’s face it...we all did our best being good little peeps this year, right?

I say you and yours totally deserve this!

As my gift to you, I'm offering a 90 minute session for $100 (a $145 value.)  

It’s the perfect gift to get a jump-start into a new year.

Go HERE to purchase today! (The purchaser will receive the gift certificate and then can email it to the gift receiver or print it for themselves.)

You will be that person people remember for giving the best gift ever!

One session per person please, but you can buy one for yourself and one for every person in your tribe! They’ll be good for 3 months from purchase.

Merry Christmas, Feliz Navidad, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, Mele Kalikimaka, Joyeux Noël…. in all the languages, I hope it’s the best holiday ever!

Much love,

Lauren and Zoe (she is still with us in spirit for sure!)

Zoe Crossing the Rainbow Bridge

We helped our sweet 4 legged fur baby crossed the rainbow bridge on November 22nd, 2017. She was only 12 years old but BOY... did we pack in a lot of living in those 12 years!   She was diagnosed with kidney failure a little over a year ago which is common in aging dogs. Then in April this year, I was told she had chronic renal failure and we would have to give subcutaneous fluids every day to keep her alive.   You can read more about this on my blog... My 12 Year Old Pupster -Zoe’s Scary Story!   We opted out of western treatment and took on a holistic approach, giving her the quality of life she deserved. We change Zoe to a raw dog food diet and put her on homeopathics. Read more about what happened next… Zoe Pup’s Update!   This gave us 7 more wonderful months together. She was vibrant, spunky as always and happy to be with people...she was a very social dog for sure.   We had a wonderful, VERY active social life together as well as a career working in the healing arts. She was an amazing therapy dog to me, my clients and pretty much everyone she met. She had so much love for people... I think because she thought she was a person!   I noticed she had begun to slow way down, so I made an appointment to see Dr. Lassin at PAZ vet in south Austin the Friday before Thanksgiving at 6:30pm.  What vet sees you on a Friday night at 6:30?  You know it’s a cool place when they offer you water, espresso or a Lone Star. REALLY?!   What I love about this place is that they set up a warm environment.   You don’t feel like you’re in a vet clinic and it is more relaxing.  As LJ our vet tech said when I commented how wonderful it was to be there, “if the parent is relaxed the pet is relaxed!”   They administered fluids and ran tests that night. Saturday morning the doc called and wanted us back in at noon for more fluids, to talk test results and options.   We did not speak it out loud... but Dave and I both knew Zoe was on her last legs, and we wanted to make the most of what time we had left with her!  So we rode our bikes with Zoe in my basket to the farmers market, then to the vet clinic. Then we took her on a little bike tour around town.   We took her over to the Larry Monroe bridge and took pictures.  For more info Click Here.   We stopped and had lunch at a little outdoor cafe on the east side and as always she got lots of attention and loving petting.  We had a 12 mile bike ride with her and it was the best day ever!   Sunday and Monday were really hard for us and my heart was swollen with grief.  By Tuesday she pretty much stopped eating. We could tell her tummy was upset but she would not take the meds that could have settled it, or anything else for that matter. It was her way of  saying… ”Mom, I am ready.”  In all honesty, I was not... but we did what we had to do!   We had Dr. Kimberly from Compassionate Vet come to our house and helped us cross her over the rainbow bridge. It was the most peaceful and graceful transition I had been through. I’ve had two other 4 legged furry children that we assisted through their transition, but it was at a traditional vet and not as lovely as this was.  She is buried next to Bela the cat and joined all the other soul angels in heaven!   Now that she is a doggie angel...she will still be working with me and my clients, comforting us from afar!     We love you more... Zoe!  R.I.P.

We helped our sweet 4 legged fur baby crossed the rainbow bridge on November 22nd, 2017. She was only 12 years old but BOY... did we pack in a lot of living in those 12 years!

 

She was diagnosed with kidney failure a little over a year ago which is common in aging dogs. Then in April this year, I was told she had chronic renal failure and we would have to give subcutaneous fluids every day to keep her alive.

 

You can read more about this on my blog... My 12 Year Old Pupster -Zoe’s Scary Story!

 

We opted out of western treatment and took on a holistic approach, giving her the quality of life she deserved. We change Zoe to a raw dog food diet and put her on homeopathics. Read more about what happened next… Zoe Pup’s Update!

 

This gave us 7 more wonderful months together. She was vibrant, spunky as always and happy to be with people...she was a very social dog for sure.

 

We had a wonderful, VERY active social life together as well as a career working in the healing arts. She was an amazing therapy dog to me, my clients and pretty much everyone she met. She had so much love for people... I think because she thought she was a person!

 

I noticed she had begun to slow way down, so I made an appointment to see Dr. Lassin at PAZ vet in south Austin the Friday before Thanksgiving at 6:30pm.  What vet sees you on a Friday night at 6:30?  You know it’s a cool place when they offer you water, espresso or a Lone Star. REALLY?!

 

What I love about this place is that they set up a warm environment.   You don’t feel like you’re in a vet clinic and it is more relaxing.  As LJ our vet tech said when I commented how wonderful it was to be there, “if the parent is relaxed the pet is relaxed!”

 

They administered fluids and ran tests that night. Saturday morning the doc called and wanted us back in at noon for more fluids, to talk test results and options.

 

We did not speak it out loud... but Dave and I both knew Zoe was on her last legs, and we wanted to make the most of what time we had left with her!  So we rode our bikes with Zoe in my basket to the farmers market, then to the vet clinic. Then we took her on a little bike tour around town.   We took her over to the Larry Monroe bridge and took pictures.  For more info Click Here.

 

We stopped and had lunch at a little outdoor cafe on the east side and as always she got lots of attention and loving petting.  We had a 12 mile bike ride with her and it was the best day ever!

 

Sunday and Monday were really hard for us and my heart was swollen with grief.  By Tuesday she pretty much stopped eating. We could tell her tummy was upset but she would not take the meds that could have settled it, or anything else for that matter. It was her way of  saying… ”Mom, I am ready.”  In all honesty, I was not... but we did what we had to do!

 

We had Dr. Kimberly from Compassionate Vet come to our house and helped us cross her over the rainbow bridge. It was the most peaceful and graceful transition I had been through. I’ve had two other 4 legged furry children that we assisted through their transition, but it was at a traditional vet and not as lovely as this was.  She is buried next to Bela the cat and joined all the other soul angels in heaven!

 

Now that she is a doggie angel...she will still be working with me and my clients, comforting us from afar!  

 

We love you more... Zoe!  R.I.P.

Karmic Debt Recovery Workshop Fall 2017

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Click Here to get your early bird ticket now for just $140; Regular price $165 and goes up on Septemeber 18th!

"Break free from the clutches of your karmic debt in this streamlined workshop designed to give you the freedom, clarity, & energy boost your soul craves!"
 

Here are some symptoms that tell you...you got some Karma that needs cleaning up!

  • Your worries in life tend to be around basic needs, such as food or shelter, and around a sense of belonging (or lack thereof). 
     
  • You’re not the best at asking for help, or receiving it when it’s offered up, and you find yourself spending too much time trying to convince others, or even yourself, that you’re capable.
     
  • Or stress is like second nature for you at this point and maybe you don’t even remember the last time that you slowed down and relaxed. 
     
  • Expressing your emotions may not be the most comfortable thing to do but that doesn’t mean there isn’t a lot going on inside. 
     
  • Or perhaps you don’t always say what’s on your mind because you’re trying to keep the peace, even to the detriment of your own inner peace and sometimes your head and your heart just aren’t on the same page.

If this sounds, feels or looks like you, join me - Lauren Johnston - Intuitive Life Coach, Hypnotist & Resonance Repatterning Facilitator - and - Kelly Curtis - Intuitive Coach & Angel Channel for a workshop that combines the personal tailoring of a one-on-one session with the collective power of in-person, group synergy work, all aimed at removing the obstacles between you and the person you want to be.

This workshop is designed to repair your individual karmic debt, allowing you to create any and all of the positive shifts you've been working so hard to create, but just can't seem to make a reality. Such as:

  • Prioritizing your needs and boundaries and a sense of safety being yourself out in the world.

  • Heightened confidence and courage and a sense of calm amongst the stress and chaos.

  • Release of perfectionism and the need to go-go-go all while quieting the chatter of the brain. 

  • Confidence to speak up andshare freely on every level and shift having to “do” for everyone into a place where you can just “be.”

  • The freedom & energy boost that comes with letting other people handle their own affairs, emotions & decisions.

The Karmic Debt Recovery Workshop includes:

  • A one-on-one karmic debt consultation with Kelly A Curtis to uncover where your unique karmic debt originated and is showing up in this life.

  • An in-person resonance repatterning and hypnosis session with Lauren Johnston to heal up and balance out your karmic debt, leaving you more aligned with your highest self.

  • Personalized tools, including recordings and worksheets, you can use moving forward to help keep the healing process moving along and prevent future karma from building up.

  • Bonus opportunities and materials only available to you.

Learn how and why you picked up your specific type of karma, how to keep karmic debt from returning, and soothe your soul through the power of focused energy work.

The one-on-one karmic debt consult will take place over the phone prior to the day of the in-person workshop so we can maximize our time as a group. Details will be sent along with your registration email. 

Deadline to register is September 28th!

 

 

 

What does the 4th of July mean to you?

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What does the 4th of July mean to you? For me, it’s about freedom and of course fireworks.


I love to feel free and I LOVE fireworks!

So think about it, what is holding you back from feeling free, I mean REALLY free?

Is it an unresolved relationship?

A dead end job?

Negative self-talk or obsessive thinking?

Stress and anxiety?

Guilt inducing habits that you know you are ready to leave behind... if only you could?

Are you carrying around frustration and anger against yourself, someone else or a situation you found yourself in?

These are just to name a few and I bet you know that you are sick and tired of it, right? I mean seriously, how long do you want to hold onto the stuff that makes you feel captive against your own will?

Soooooooo, I’m lighting some fireworks under you and giving you my Spectacular Summer Offer….that  you just can’t refuse!

Until I say so, I am running my packages, program and individual sessions with a spectacular discount!

Package of 4 sessions- 90 minutes each for $500; regularly $600, a $100 savings. With 4 months to use them.


Accelerated Transformation Program which is four-90 minute sessions done in 4 weeks with home assignments, email check in if needed. This is a fast paced program to get the results you want  when you want them. Limited offer of this program is $500; Regularly $700, a savings of $200. This offer does NOT include a free tune-up session, due to the deep discount.
 

And, for those who are "New To Me", I’m offering a one time $100,  90 minute session; regularly $175, a savings of $75. If you know someone you think would be interested to try out my work, let them know about my “New To Me” offer!

 

I have in-person, phone and Zoom video sessions available.
 

Let’s get your freedom on and celebrate with some spectacular kick butt fireworks!

W/ Love and Celebration,

Lauren & Zoe

Karmic Debt Healing Workshop

Join me - Lauren Johnston - Intuitive Life Coach, Hypnotist & Resonance Repatterning Facilitator - and - Kelly Curtis - Intuitive Coach & Angel Channel for a streamlined workshop that combines the personal tailoring of a one-on-one session with the collective power of in-person, group synergy work, all aimed at removing the obstacles between you and the person you want to be.

This workshop is designed to repair your individual karmic debt, allowing you to create any and all of the positive shifts you've been working so hard to create, but just can't seem to make a reality.

The Karmic Debt Recovery Workshop includes:

  • A one-on-one karmic debt consultation with Kelly to uncover where your unique karmic debt lives, in which ways it's holding you back.

  • An in-person Resonance Repatterning and hypnosis session with me to heal up and balance out your karmic debt, leaving you more aligned with your highest self.

  • Personalized tools, including recordings and worksheets, you can use moving forward to help keep the healing process moving along and prevent future karma from building up.

  • Bonus opportunities and materials only available to you.

Always follow your heart and gut! Especially when it comes to something dear to you. Zoe Pup’s Update!

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Omgosh, y’all,  Zoe isn’t as bad off as that “vet” said she was!

RELIEF, RELIEF and more RELIEF!

I had a consultation with Dr. Don Hamilton the holistic vet I mentioned in my last post. He looked at all her blood work and records from that other “vet” and basically said the treatment they were prescribing was overkill. He was nice saying that unfortunately when you go with a more corporate vet they have to go by their protocols. Got it, LESSON LEARNED.

Grrrr! To make things worse when I read Zoe’s health records from that “vet” this was how they described our visit. Clue:  P is for pet and O is for owner. I cut and  pasted...these are their exact words. Spelling and all!

Client Education: Discussed Ps bloodwork, indicates that P is in chronic renal failure, discussed Ultrasound as next best step to determine the state of her liver, and the cause of her renal disease, O declined immediately due to cost. Discussed long term subcutaneous fluid therapy, phosphorous binders, keeping P on renal diet and continuing liver supplement, O was very put off by starting subcutaneous fluids and giving daily medication/treatment to P, said she wasnt sure if she wanted to "live her life" based on her Ps medical needs. Explained that without treatment it was very possible these things would get worse and she will need critical treatment, signs to watch for would be PU/PD, vomiting, diarrhea, inappetence, lethargy, etc. O said she would rather think about whether she will treat at all over the weekend, would rather wait to treat when she is actually sick. Was very upset that the 'supposed preventive" care screenings revealed things we want her to treat.

WTFudge?

wasnt sure if she wanted to "live her life" based on her Ps medical needs”!

Plus, “Client Education”? Um, really, folks? Are you ‘educating’ me on how to be an outstanding and understanding Pet Parent? I have nurtured three dogs for 33 years, Zoe being the third.

I am not her “owner” or “O”, I am the human who cares for her, and she is the dog that cares for me.

Your P and O stand for one thing, that’s right: Pissed Off! (Even life coaches get mad, y’all. Don’t mess with my little girl!)

Anyway, the upside and great news is the NEW vet Dr. Hamilton put her on 2 homeopathic medications said that the raw food diet is perfect and to add parsley to her food to bind phosphorous (which accelerates the dis-ease so we want to bind it so it will be eliminated). We will check her in about 3 months to see how things are progressing.

This was a great reminder that I MUST listen to my heart and gut when it’s telling me that this is wrong in so many ways... and I need time to allow all of my emotions to move through me before making a decision.

If that “vet” had it their way, Zoe would be receiving a needle under her skin with a hydration bag hanging over her head for the rest of her life...FOR NO REASON, except for them to make $80 a month off of me and a $275 test they wanted to do and this is on top of the $39 a month I pay as a “wellness plan”. Traditional Western medicine has never been a wellness plan, for me nor the beloved canines I have cared for.

Listen to your hearts and guts, babies!

Zoe and I stand with you all the way.

Please share your stories of successful, caring, animal doctor encounters and those that didn’t turn out so great.

We are all in this together. Paws Up, Y’all!

Love, Zoe and her Non-Owner, Lauren